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greenportal) wrote2020-01-30 09:01 pm
greenportal) wrote2020-01-30 09:01 pm
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Mushroom Soup Drabble
Title: Mushroom Soup Drabble
Anya took a mushroom and gingerly licked the top.
"No, these are still good," she said as she dropped it in the pot.
"Did you just-"
"I don't know, did I?" She dumped the rest of the mushrooms in.
"You can't just lick the ingredients! You might as well spit in it!"
"Oh, poo. It'll be fine. Heat kills germs."
"It's not the germs, it's the saliva."
"You get that much from kissing me too, you know."
"And I don't like doing that either."
She shook her head and stirred the soup. "You're impossible."
"And you're disgusting."
"Why thank you!"
Fandom: Original Universe
Characters: OC Anya (Vampire), OC Laurie (Human)
Word Count: 100
Summary: Anya and Laurie discuss cooking etiquette.
Warnings: Food, Spit, Unsanitary
Anya took a mushroom and gingerly licked the top.
"No, these are still good," she said as she dropped it in the pot.
"Did you just-"
"I don't know, did I?" She dumped the rest of the mushrooms in.
"You can't just lick the ingredients! You might as well spit in it!"
"Oh, poo. It'll be fine. Heat kills germs."
"It's not the germs, it's the saliva."
"You get that much from kissing me too, you know."
"And I don't like doing that either."
She shook her head and stirred the soup. "You're impossible."
"And you're disgusting."
"Why thank you!"